Extremely Extreme Sunglasses for Extremely Extreme People

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP: a special grip coating and temple gripshelp eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: the frame is fitted and light-weight, with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter.
3. ANTI-FOG: Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremist sweat.
4. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocksharmful UVA and UVB rays.
5. ALL EXTREME: You might be an extreme athlete, you might be a pretty average athlete who is extremely delusional. Both extremely extreme extremistsYEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOO