For the scholar on a budget: PHG

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP:special grip coatinghelps eliminate slippage when sweating.

2. NO BOUNCE:its distinguished double nose-bridge feature is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3. ALL POLARIZED:Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protectionblocks harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4. NO DISSERTATION:No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.