BFGs: BIG F*#%!NG GOODRS

Unfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to stretch and eat healthy and start taking notes. Goodr have got the workout plan thatll get you those sweet sweet gainz. The plan is simple, slam two mint juleps, throw on these green and teal sunnies, and ride the lighting.*

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE, SAME RUNNERS SWAG.

1. NO SLIP:enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coatinghelp eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE:the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED:Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL MELON HEAD: Larger frame built specifically for those with magnum-sized noggins.

*Not an actual workout plan… but it could be fun