With the goodr Chrome Package, your face looks especially elegant and classy. Compared to other plastics, chromenonium is quite stable and resistant to Vicegrip Syndrome. (That’s where sunglasses suddenly start tightening and squeeze your head like an orange.) The uniquely shiny look provides complementary contrast and controppeddy piddledydoos in the wuzkuckle. We’re not just making up empty jargon here. If you want classegance, Add the Chrome Package. It’s a hoity-toity deloity.

1. NO SLIP: the special grip coating and silicone nose inserts help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: the frame is flight-weight, to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light’s got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses, with UV400 protection, blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL SPEED: the aviator shape is built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you’re crushing beers or crushing your competition.

*Not tested at hypersonic speed, butthey’re pretty sure.