Introducing the Circle Gs!

Carl the Flamingo once tried to market a portable record player that you could strap to your arm to play your favorite vinyl while you run. He called it a WINGMAN. Carl insists that vinyl is the superior format for everything, which is why he designed these slick I Have These on Vinyl, Too sunnies. According to Carl, even these sound better on vinyl too.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1. NO SLIP: a special grip coating is used to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL: Whatever persona you’re channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.