IT’S A PLEASURE TO WELCOME YOU ABOARD

When you’re flamingos on a booze cruise, but you feel the need, the need for speed!!! It’s time to call Carl the Flamingo. He’s bringing your style to the speed of Mach G with these Carl is My Co-pilot goodrs.

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1. NO SLIP: a special grip coating is used to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2. NO BOUNCE: the frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.
3. ALL POLARIZED: The speed of light’s got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protectionblock 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4. ALL SPEED: An all new shape, built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether crushing beers or crushing your competition.